I admit wholeheartedly that I’m not a gamer. These first person shooters are just too fast paced, rely too much on my ability to tell where my feet are (first person view? Expect me to fall down ladders/off cliffs constantly), and assume I can find my way out of a maze of corridors and doors in a short amount of time while I’m being shot at.

I’m usually the man they leave at the back entrance gate, hidden behind a crate, so I can perform exactly one task at the very end of the mission. AND THAT’S OK.