My husband gets really worked up if we can’t use the self checkout and roll out without talking to another human being. He starts to sweat profusely if the checkout starts to give us guff, and has been known to go sit on a bench 15 feet away and fake check his phone if we are in imminent danger of being approached by a store employee.

Also, you don’t even have a smartphone, what are you pretending to look at? LOVE YOU HUBS

 

HEY GUYS BONUS COMIC THURSDAY THIS WEEEEEEEK yeah stop on by