Except you’d have to tranquilize those puppy pillows and cat comforters because if they’re anything like Jerkface Grimmer, you’ll wake up feeling like an old pair of shoes for the miles they’ll have walked. On your face. All night. Oh and there would be a dead bug in your slipper too.

And those underwear models would probably be asking me for lattes and cable TV or something and then complain when they see we don’t have cable TV and I have a wonderful collection of tea but no lattes.

But that money wouldn’t complain.