I’ll Stand By You…Over Here

My husband gets really worked up if we can’t use the self checkout and roll out without talking to another human being. He starts to sweat profusely if the checkout starts to give us guff, and has been known to go sit on a bench 15 feet away and fake check his phone if we are in imminent danger of being approached by a store employee.

Also, you don’t even have a smartphone, what are you pretending to look at? LOVE YOU HUBS

 

HEY GUYS BONUS COMIC THURSDAY THIS WEEEEEEEK yeah stop on by

6 Comments
  • Rateus

    “checkouts start to give us guff” This is funnier if, like me, you live somewhere that guff is slang for fart!

  • Claudzilla

    It’s weird for me to think that my kids are growing up in a world that has always had self-checkout.
    I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing, but it’s a little weird.
    How did Brett survive before this innovation?

    • Oh see then dealing with a cashier is fine bcs if the machine screws up on them, it’s not his fault haha

  • The Victor

    Get him to go get the car instead of pay… win win

  • Se7en cats

    If my items don’t have a bar code (like produce) I don’t go to the self-check out machine. Nope! Never. :)

  • I think my brother is the same way…