Merry Arachnareyoukiddingme

My plan is to release the cats into the back room of the basement three to four days prior to Christmas Decoration Day to allow for the assassination of the colonies. I will stand a safe distance away and laugh maniacally at the carnage.

  • Rateus

    Why do spiders have to ruin everything you leave alone for like months and months? Jerks.

  • The Victor

    Yes, I can see Butt and Sniff making friends while Grumpy pants not caring. This is a job for the HONEY-DO LIST!…. Or a Flame Thrower…. whatever’s handy

  • Adri Mannow

    “Permkin !” said the cat